

The trouble is, he recovered while he was buried, so by the time they got to him, he'd died of suffocation. Blanche: What is the point of that ridiculous story, Rose?! Rose: The point is, Gustav didn't die from his mysterious disease at all! He lived and recovered. And when they opened that coffin, there he was. But when she woke up from her sedation, she told them that he said from the grave, "We never paid our '78 through '86 income taxes!" And his partner said, "Only Gustav would know that! He must be alive!" So, they all raced to the cemetery, and the entire town started digging like crazy, kneeling by the grave, using their hands even, dirt flying and Beatrice screaming. Then at the cemetery, Beatrice Lundqvist, his wife, kept screaming, "He's alive! He's alive! I can hear him from the grave!" Well, everybody thought it was the hallucinations of a grieving widow, so they sedated her. Gustav Lundqvist got sick from something mysterious, and he nearly died - well, he did die, in fact. Rose: You know, there are all sorts of things that people get that they can't diagnose, and then they disappear as mysteriously as they came. Blanche: You just sit there, hour after hour after hour! Sophia: Tell me about it. You're going to be cured, and I'm going to get to see the Big Potato! Dorothy: I said she was comforting, I didn't say she was smart.īlanche: Oh, girls, I have Writer's Block! It is the worst feeling in the world! Sophia: Try ten days without a bowel movement sometime. why don't you just kick the dentures out of my mouth?!īlanche: What a waste, Rose Nylund in New York! Rose: It's going to be a great trip, you wait and see.
#Golden girls together again crack#
My daughter may be no spring chicken, and her jaw might crack when she chews! And she may have noticeable trouble digesting raw vegetables! But one thing she is not, is mental! Dorothy: Thanks, Ma. Sophia: Mental?!! Well, let me tell you something, Mr. This is a romantic novel, not science fiction! Dorothy: Remind me, when I feel better, to kick the crap out of her.ĭoctor: It could be functional. Though, of course, my heroine doesn't look like you. Sophia: In her case, the same thing.īlanche: Just like my heroine, sicker and sicker. ".she melted into his arms, faint now with the animal musk of him." Rose: I didn't know people had loins! I've heard of loin of pork. As he spun her around, her dress rippin' open." You know how many times I've experienced that? Rose: Your loins have been on fire? Blanche: Yes! ".she melted into." Rose: Where exactly are your loins? Blanche: Rose, it doesn't matter, just listen. Her heart was poundin', her loins on fire. She could feel his fingers pressin' into her moist flesh. Sick and Tired Blanche: Listen, tell me I can't do better than this in my sleep. 24 The President's Coming! The President's Coming!.22 The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present.16 Like the Beep Beep Beep of the Tom-Tom.11 Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas.Sure, The Golden Girls was all about friendship, but were the actors actually friends off-screen? Betty White and Fellow ‘Golden Girl’ Were Once Close Friendsīetty White and Bea Arthur hit the ground running with their roles in The Golden Girls and their friendship seems to have taken off in the same, tremendous light.Īrthur’s son, Matthew Saks, shared in one interview that White and Arthur once lived close to each other and that they would actually carpool together to get to set. Partly due to its strong focus on friendship, fans are comparing the past hit sitcom to the present-day And Just Like That, which some are saying gives a modern look to the premise of The Golden Girls. It sets up the premise of the show when all the characters meet and end up rooming together, as well as sets the stage for all the zany and hilarious situations that Rose, Dorothy, Sophia, and Blanche find themselves in. Either way, friendship is at the core of The Golden Girls.
